Accord // AU

[hatesblindjokes]

[Vincent is wandering around the city streets in the dead of night, looking for the hotel that Robin told him about. the goal is to meet up and discuss the game plan, now that he's here.

but given that he is both lost and blind, that's proving kind of difficult. that motherfucker, would it have been so hard to give him directions? and no one really wants to talk to a seven-foot, weird-looking guy this late at night, so he's mostly just... hands in his pockets, shoulders hunched up, trying to listen for conversation or something that'll help him figure out what is where.]

Comments

[tabbytastic]

[when she catches up, she latches amiably onto his sleeve... mostly because she's pausing to double over a little and finish getting her laughs in, catching her breath]

Don't get all huffy. I was--[hang on. a snort and more snickering.]--I was kidding. Jeez.

[hatesblindjokes]

Yeah, well, whatever.

[B( HE'S NOT BEING HUFFY.]

[tabbytastic]

...Man. Where does a giant guy like you get off on being so easy? I swear, you would be a total pushover if you were smaller.

[she's saying it out of love, really]

[hatesblindjokes]

[he shoves at her shoulder. hard.]

You gonna be any fucking help?

[tabbytastic]

[she stumbles a couple steps farther than she strictly needs to, and takes her time in wandering back over]

Yeah, yeah, sure.

[but for now, she's letting him walk in the wrong direction. They'll take the long way to the hotel]

...It's like the opposite of the little-guy syndrone. You know, where they get mean and nasty to make up for the fact that they're runts? You're, like... enormous, so you can get away with being squishy.

[hatesblindjokes]

I ain't squishy.

[grumble grumble, walking grumble.]

And you ain't helping.

[tabbytastic]

Sure I am.

[catching up to him, all too-close again]

So what're you going to a hotel for? Aren't you from the tower?

[he was too interesting to be from town]

[hatesblindjokes]

Meeting Robin there.

[ignoring her being super-close. at least then he knows what she's doing.]

[tabbytastic]

[ha... he thought she was aggravating before...

He can hear the vivid leering in her voice now]

...Oh yeah?

[hatesblindjokes]

... [ooooh he's just walked into something, hasn't he.] Yeah.