psychoshenanigans | Nor // AU

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irahl,
robin

Nor // AU

[everyone's pretty thrilled that the two odd-men-out have finally been sent up to the surface for an extended mission. the underground world gets a little peace and quiet, and the boys get to stretch their legs. the sniper is much easier to assuage when there's a sun in the sky and more than cell walls to keep him occupied.

they've found a little bar in which to bide their time; shoved between a smoke shop and a greasy restaurant, it's a prime spot for anyone who wants to kick back after their shitty day job. it's dark, it's noisy. smells kind of like sweat and the cigarettes everyone's smoking just out back. someone is almost always blocking the hallway to the restrooms with their oblivious mass. but the neon signs reflect back through the lines of glasses and bottles pretty nice, and the booze is cheap if you order the right things, and there are enough chatty pricks around to keep Robin from getting bored. Irahl, for the most part, has had the luxury of getting plastered in peace.]

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[and though the sniper was late to the party, he mysteriously has no trouble finding a spot at the bar. the choked crowd just seems to always be a little bit thinner around him. despite the fact that he's doing his best to hunker over the counter, slumped into a smaller shape, he still looms, he still intimidates, and he only needs to glance up momentarily for the bartender to appear with another drink.

even though he's taking enough space for three people at the bar, he's buying up a steady stream of drinks and he remembers to tip, so he's allowed to stay.]

[since it's not a large space, Irahl can figure out where Robin is at any given time if he just listens for the sound of his voice--rising in pitch in an incredulous response, or cackling through a story he's trying to tell, or stretching out monosyllabic greetings towards people he literally just met. he sounds like he's having a good time. no one's started any fights yet. they're doing good.

it's really obvious when he finally makes his way back over. he waves his lazy goodbyes towards a group he swears he'll come hang out with again sometime, and slinks his way down into the stool next to Irahl a moment after. he's been drinking steadily since they first set foot in the bar, so he's got no hesitations bumping up against the sniper's arm with his shoulder.]

Heeey, Snipes! You still doing good over here?

[he's still got a drink in his hand. glass, something with ice. might have been mixed with a "juice" that may or may not be "fruit flavored". he's barely settled for a second before it's up at his lips again.]

[Irahl doesn't greet him. he doesn't look up. he really gives no sign that he even knows the guy plunking down into the empty seat beside him... but he jostles a little loose-boned when he's bumped into, and he doesn't complain, so he's probably a little drunk and doing okay.

it's still hard to tell, though. he only lifts the lower half of his face clear of his scarf when he needs to take a drink, and that's the extent of his activity right now. the only answer Robin gets at all is Irahl ignoring him, and then tilting his glass back to finish the last of his current drink.

it gets replaced within seconds with a new one, so who knows how many he's had already.]

Helloooo... Mission control to Snipes. Come in, Snipes.

[as if Irahl needed any indication of how drunk Robin is, he drops his glass down on the counter a little harder and louder than he maybe should have, and leans his elbow down on the bar, twisting to get a look at his ward's face. he normally might have taken the silence as a "yes", but tonight he's having too much fun to let this one go and shimmy back off into the crowd.]

You hear what I said?

I heard you.

[mumbled low and lazy. and he brings his new glass up for a drink before he bothers to finally look in Robin's direction.

the glass looks absurdly small, wrapped in his long fingers.]

Just thought you checking on me was stupid.

[he backs up when he gets an answer, leaning away in mock offense--or at least surprise. he already looked kind of over-animated next to the other guys, with his good mood and his wide smile, but next to Irahl... he's like a clown talking to a statue.]

What, you don't like me checking in? Saying hi?

[and once more, Robin is ignored with no satisfying reaction. but Irahl doesn't show any signs of being annoyed by his presence at all, either. he gives him nothing one way or another, just letting Robin lean and leer and talk at him in the space that had previously been empty.

and they're getting a couple sideways looks already, with people wondering whether this grinning guy is the frightening sniper's buddy... or of he's about to get clobbered.

maybe Irahl doesn't mind keeping them guessing.]

[and, well, maybe Robin will get clobbered. it's never entirely outside the realm of possibility. he gives Irahl's arm a little nudge after the silence, grunting dismissively into the rest of his drink. he tips the glass back until it's gone. on the way down, he's already waving off the bartender eyeing his empty cup.]

And I take it you're not into chatting up the locals or anything.

[it's as if the sniper doesn't even hear the words coming out of Robin's mouth. he could talk and talk, but it's him polishing off his drink and then steering the server away that finally gets a reaction.

Irahl glances toward the empty glass, and then nods at it a little.]

You done?

[he may sound a little skeptical with the question.]

Eh, thinking about it.

[he looks down at the ice in his glass--large chunks, some of them still sharp--as he answers. it's like his previous question is already completely forgotten. his way of speaking seems to settle a little as he slumps, making Irahl seem even larger by comparison.]

Darts Girl said they're throwing some kinda party at her place, that big group just left for it... And then there's that Tattoo Guy who was talking about another bar a couple blocks out. But maybe I wanna go back to the hotel, I don't know...

[hence his earliest question, which he puts into a new context--] Any thoughts? You seem pretty content...

[it's a better question, and properly framed, so Irahl deigns to actually put some thought toward an answer. he swirls the ice in his glass, watches it spin for a minute. he's never been one to hurry his thoughts, but he's especially slowed at it right now.]

I don't party.

[which is almost an answer. it's at least a hint toward whatever's actually all going on in his head.

'Kay.

[it'd be pretty funny. the thought of Irahl at a party is enough to spread a grin over his face. him with one of those stupid plastic cups. dancing, maybe? a foot and a half taller than most... no, Irahl would get left in an awkward corner while Robin bangs some girl in the other room and forgets he was supposed to be doing anything in the first place--and he doesn't want to put the guy through that. not while they're supposed to be working tomorrow.

so he asks him another question. or two.] You wanna keep drinking? You bored yet?

[there's another delay before he replies, but he straightens up--for the first time in hours--and stretches out his shoulders. it's one of those little signs that means that he's thinking. Robin gets to wait again, because Irahl doesn't have a simple answer.

if it had been some night at an earlier point in his life, it would have been easy to decide. having a long history of being bothered into it by coworkers and comrades, it was something he'd sort of taken for granted and hadn't put much value in before.

but now that fresh air and an open sky have become a rarity for him, the thought of ending the night is something that he finds himself not as eager for. it's why that parade of drinks hasn't slowed all night.

all parades must come to an end eventually, though.]

We have work tomorrow.

[Robin makes a little noise of acknowledgement, barely a hum--hard to hear above the rest of the chatter around them. he doesn't really want to go home either. he likes it up here, where he can pretend to be charming and liked. he enjoys not thinking about all the politics down below, the orders he'll get next. and he likes letting Irahl be out for a while, because he knows how much every inch of the cramped, dingy underground bothers him.

but he doesn't really want to stay, either. he was having fun, but he's kind of... done, now. maybe he's out of practice, but he just feels like... going home. he wishes he had someone to take with him, but work is work.

he's just got Irahl, and he's... well... Robin sighs, eventually.]

That we do. Have one more drink, then we'll go.

[he'll work on getting the bartender's attention again--securing them a couple of waters.]

[and you'd think that he'd savor it, with it being pronounced as the last one of the night. but that's really what kills it; the night is over so he might as well wrap it up.

he makes it a strong one, though. if it wasn't obvious before that he actually has a goal in mind, the fact that he orders something that generally isn't ordered as a straight drink is a pretty good clue. being on the far side of drunk is definitely something he would like to be right now.

and you bet that drink is going to go fast.]

[charming. Robin somehow manages to push those two flimsy plastic cups of water at Irahl without spilling either of them, mere seconds before slithering off of his stool and wobbling--] Whoa, hello-- [back against the counter. he pushes off, finds his balance, and smacks Irahl on the back.]

Drink both of those. I'm going next door, meet me outside.

[he reaches into his pocket, slaps down the appropriate money, and saunters languidly off towards the door.]

[and once Irahl has downed both cups of water and has found his way up onto his feet--a more treacherous matter when you have so far to fall--he does as instructed, and makes his way out to find Robin.

at least he doesn't look any different than usual. as he does with most things, he's very good at hiding whatever level of intoxication he's at.]

[Irahl doesn't have to wait very long. Robin comes out of the nearby shop less than a minute later with one big bottle in a paper bag, and two... smaller bottles, probably, clinking together in another bag... and a couple of bottled waters. he thinks he might have handed the guy at the register way too much money. he walks up to Irahl because he's easy to spot, already forgetting all about it.]

Okay, take something from me. Anything. Take the big one.

[the moments that Irahl spends standing there and doing nothing are either because he's drunk, or because he quietly likes giving Robin a hard time.

so, it's only eventually that he does as he's told, and brings the label close to his face to read the details.]

...What is all this?

[Robin fidgets until Irahl actually takes something from him, and then it's a game of rearranging. he manages to shove a bottle of water into Irahl's other hand, or under his arm, or something.]

Booze. I got you booze. I think it's good? I dunno.

[he squints at Irahl for a while before he starts walking away, narrowly avoiding running into a fast-walking person at the last minute.]

C'mon, let's go. How drunk are you?

[Irahl follows without looking up from the label on the bottle... still reading the fine-print, for some reason. and judging by how he only murmurs to answer Robin's question, it's probably not a very good or well-defined reason.

he looks just fine... but he doesn't try at all when he also narrowly avoids a collision with someone hurrying by. and he's definitely saved by their own reflexes and not his own.

it's a little incriminating.]

Okay. Okay.

[Robin stops, swings around him. grabs his arm. pulls him along.]

I'm going to make you holds hands with me if you don't pay attention to where we're going.

[he growls a little, but it's just an annoyed, human sound. and he shrugs out of the grip when he can, but he does tuck the bottle under his arm instead of continuing to look at it.]

I'm watching... I'm fine.

[he doesn't need to be babysat... especially up here, where he'd very much like to pretend that he's not currently being babysat.]

[he likes being growled at. it makes him cackle in turn, even though he surrenders the arm.]

Uh-huh. And I want to see you drink that whole thing of water before tonight is over, oka--

[hold up, good-looking boys at 2 o'clock. Robin doesn't slow down, but he sure turns to get a look--again, nearly knocking into a couple of people, only dodging away on account of above-human reflexes. he turns forward.]

Uh, what was I saying?

[he watches Robin turn, and pointedly doesn't turn to watch whoever it is that he's eyeballing. it's a skill he's honed from working with a bunch of lowlifes day and day out. he keeps his gaze dutifully forward and down, patiently waiting for Robin's attention to return.]

Water. [--helpfully.]

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