Toys R Us... [good lord, he squints as he tries to remember the last time he'd even thought of one of those stores, let alone where you'd go for one. eventually, the image of the storefront pops to mind next to a bunch of other familiar buildings...]

Isn't there one down in Westcenter mall? By the teriyaki place and the mattress store?

[he looks down at the doll's box--dubious, but not so much that he can't try to poke fun.] Why, one doll not enough?