Okay, to your point, I think playing with a Ouiji board in the first place is the quickest way to die in a horror movie.

[he makes short work of the rest of the fries. they are unsatisfying. he slumps forward on the table again, weighing the appeal of a snuggly night against literally everything else that has been presented to him in the last twenty minutes.]

I can see the status update now... 'Just trying to contact the dead, lol.'

[but the corner of his mouth quirks up into a little smile, the smile he gets when he's trying not to like something obnoxious that Tek is doing, and failing.]