[oh yes, completely harmless. harmlessly smoothing his hand over his chest, and still harmless when he starts to slowly move a little lower... he doesn't have the fine-tuned dexterity and quick-thinking that he does when he's sober, but he would not have the reputation he does if he couldn't drive drunk, too.
so he plays a game of being quiet, shifting innocently, moving very slowly, testing what he can get away with, always waiting for Irahl to drift back to sleep... until he hits a moment of "now or never", bravely sliding his hand all the way down to something that's probably going to finally wake him up.
though, if he gets kicked out now? totally worth it. would do again.]
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so he plays a game of being quiet, shifting innocently, moving very slowly, testing what he can get away with, always waiting for Irahl to drift back to sleep... until he hits a moment of "now or never", bravely sliding his hand all the way down to something that's probably going to finally wake him up.
though, if he gets kicked out now? totally worth it. would do again.]